sometimes i look in the mirror and im like “damn ;)” and other times im like “damn :///”
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
My math teacher called me average.
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me